"It was a fist fight to get this taxi"

If there was a metaphor for life, it would be hailing a cab; you would not imagine the intricacies until you've perfected the art.

Anyhow, a year ago we got our results. If you get past the news reports with titles like "Four hacked to death in Malaysia" you'll read that the average of 40.49 is higher than my batch's 40.1 I will repeat this to my dying day: after the remarking, our average is SURELY higher, something around 41 if I'm not making too fine a point. And since we're the last to have the luxury of no downgrades, we'll probably remain, for the better part of the future, the best batch. Heck yeah.

A year ago I changed my occupational description. Officially 10 more months of this.

And it's contagious.